first shot is of a beaten up wooden sign saying ''we be pets''
from their the camera moves slowly out revealing a generic white room
as the camera moves further, an undertaker is shown bouncing slowly up and down on a see saw next to the sign
the camera locks position
he says
''what did you expect? i got undertaker, pet shop and see saw... its not like they gave me Fat guy, buffet and plate is it?.....
I'm supposed to be filling in Mr. Reds face at 3, but until this chump thinks of a more creative way to get me there, I'm stuck''
POP - the empty white room instantly becomes a bustling pet store
POP - the undertaker falls on his ass and the see saw disappears
scene changes and the see saw is seen in a generic playground for a second
the undertaker says
''what the fuck about me?''
POP - he is seen in a morgue type place covered in blood with his hands in a head cavity
''ahhhh home at last''
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